A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: “I am blind, please help.” There were only a few coins in the hat. A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.
Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, “Were u the one who changed my sign this morning? What did u write?”
The man said, “I only wrote the truth. I said what u said but in a different way.” What he had written was: “Today is a beautiful day & I cannot see it.”
Do you think the first sign & the second sign were saying the same thing? Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?
Step 1: Remember that men like women with confidence. If you like who you are, they'll like who you are.
Step 2: Practice being independent. It takes a lot of the pressure off of men to know they don't have to take care of you.
Step 3: Don't play dumb. If that's what it takes to impress a certain man, do you really want him?
Step 4: Dress well. Wear whatever you have on with your own style. Guys like those black seamed stockings and flashy high heels, sure, but you'll be more fun if you're comfortable.
Step 5: Don't worry if you don't look like a supermodel. After all, you don't demand that the men in your life all look like movie stars, right? There are more important things. Give guys credit for knowing that.
Step 6: Be engaging. A woman who is sitting with a bunch of men is intriguing. Those guys are sitting with her for a reason. Other men will want to know what it is.
Step 7: Notice what a man is wearing and compliment him. Men often go to a lot of trouble to look good, but rarely get as many compliments as women do.
Step 8: Don't drink too much. Your inhibitions will be lowered and you might say or do things you wouldn't normally do.
Step 9: Be appreciative. Say thanks when it's appropriate. Smile when you say it. It means a lot.
Step 10: Ask the man about his work, his hobbies, his interests. Listen carefully and ask questions.
Step 11: Find out what he's interested in. If you can hold your own in a discussion on baseball, stock cars or fishing, you're in.
Step 12: Be relaxed and easy to get along with. The more comfortable you are, the more comfortable the people around you are. You might not be the only one who's nervous.
I once had a friend who grew to be very close to me. Once when we were sitting at the edge of a swimming pool, she filled the palm of her hand with some water and held it before me, and said this: "You see this water carefully contained on my hand? It symbolizes Love.
" This was how I saw it: As long as you keep your hand caringly open and allow it to remain there, it will always be there. However, if you attempt to close your fingers round it and try to posses it, it will spill through the first cracks it finds.
This is the greatest mistake that people do when they meet love ... they try to posses it, they demand, they expect ... and just like the water spilling out of your hand, love will retrieve from you. For love is meant to be free,
you can not change its nature.
If there are people you love, allow them to be free beings.
Give and don't expect.
Advise, but don't order.
Ask, but never demand.
It might sound simple, but it is a lesson that may take a lifetime to truly practice.
It is the secret to true love.To truly practice it, you must sincerely feel no expectations from those who you love, and yet an unconditional caring."
Passing thought ... Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take; but by the moments that take our breath away.
There is a curve called failure, a loop called confusion, speed bumps called friends, caution lights called family, and you will have flats called jobs.
But, if you have a spare called determination, an engine called perseverance, insurance called faith, and a driver called God, you will make it to a place called success!
Live for something:
Do good, and leave behind you a monument of virtue that the storms of time can never destroy. Write your name in kindness, love, and mercy on the hearts of thousands you come in contact with year by year, and you will never be forgotten. Your name and your good deeds will shine as the stars of heaven.
Pearls of Wisdom:
*Don't love the Heart that hurts you and don't hurt the Heart that loves you. *Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you. *Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. *Most people walk in and out of your life, but only friend's leave footprints in your heart. *True friendship "never" ends. Friends are forever. *People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges. *If we are incapable of finding peace in ourselves, it is pointless to search elsewhere. *The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof. *A change of heart changes everything. *Our greatest glory is not in ever falling, but in rising every time we fall. *You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough. *One generation plants trees, and the next enjoys the shade. *It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future, and impossible to live in the past. Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.
Month One Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three You know what Mommy? I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I want you to always be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding in my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy, what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
You may not have ever seen me But you know that I am here. You can feel me in your heart As you enter each new day.
I will always be there for you I am your friend.
Someone to share the good times As well as the bad. I make no judgments by what you say I just listen with my heart and Hope to be of help in anyway I can.
I will be there for you now and forever And always please remember I am your friend!
o People in love are sensitive to each other's needs, and endeavor to meet them even when they do not feel like doing it. o Men and women may be equal in value but different by nature. People who truly are in love give their mates "space" to develop their potential and find their fulfillment in life. o Love does not brag. People who are truly in love refrain from rehearsing their good traits just to show off. Bragging in a relationship often is really defensiveness. o People who are truly in love do not insist that their way is best and demand that their mates give in to them. o People who are truly in love are considerate of each others feelings and courteous in their actions toward one another. Sadly sarcasm is a way of life for some couples. They ridicule each other, belittle each other and trade jibes with a fury. They may say it is all in fun, but it leaves wounds that will someday become festering sores. o People who are truly in love look out for their mates' best interests as much as their own. Those in love should be concerned not only about their own individual interests, but about the interests of the other as well. o People who truly love control their anger when the other displeases them. We are all human, and all humans feel anger periodically, but we only express our anger in destructive ways when we counting on someone else to meet our needs. o People who truly love each other do not take pleasure in their mates' disappointments or failures. o People who truly love each other treat their mates with absolute trust. Some husbands and wives torment themselves with groundless suspicions. If you look for trouble you will find it every time.o People in love are sensitive to each other's needs, and endeavor to meet them even when they do not feel like doing it. o Men and women may be equal in value but different by nature. People who truly are in love give their mates "space" to develop their potential and find their fulfillment in life. o Love does not brag. People who are truly in love refrain from rehearsing their good traits just to show off. Bragging in a relationship often is really defensiveness. o People who are truly in love do not insist that their way is best and demand that their mates give in to them. o People who are truly in love are considerate of each others feelings and courteous in their actions toward one another. Sadly sarcasm is a way of life for some couples. They ridicule each other, belittle each other and trade jibes with a fury. They may say it is all in fun, but it leaves wounds that will someday become festering sores. o People who are truly in love look out for their mates' best interests as much as their own. Those in love should be concerned not only about their own individual interests, but about the interests of the other as well. o People who truly love control their anger when the other displeases them. We are all human, and all humans feel anger periodically, but we only express our anger in destructive ways when we counting on someone else to meet our needs. o People who truly love each other do not take pleasure in their mates' disappointments or failures. o People who truly love each other treat their mates with absolute trust. Some husbands and wives torment themselves with groundless suspicions. If you look for trouble you will find it every time.o People in love are sensitive to each other's needs, and endeavor to meet them even when they do not feel like doing it. o Men and women may be equal in value but different by nature. People who truly are in love give their mates "space" to develop their potential and find their fulfillment in life. o Love does not brag. People who are truly in love refrain from rehearsing their good traits just to show off. Bragging in a relationship often is really defensiveness. o People who are truly in love do not insist that their way is best and demand that their mates give in to them. o People who are truly in love are considerate of each others feelings and courteous in their actions toward one another. Sadly sarcasm is a way of life for some couples. They ridicule each other, belittle each other and trade jibes with a fury. They may say it is all in fun, but it leaves wounds that will someday become festering sores. o People who are truly in love look out for their mates' best interests as much as their own. Those in love should be concerned not only about their own individual interests, but about the interests of the other as well. o People who truly love control their anger when the other displeases them. We are all human, and all humans feel anger periodically, but we only express our anger in destructive ways when we counting on someone else to meet our needs. o People who truly love each other do not take pleasure in their mates' disappointments or failures. o People who truly love each other treat their mates with absolute trust. Some husbands and wives torment themselves with groundless suspicions. If you look for trouble you will find it every time.
1. Say it. When you say the words "I Love You," do they carry it with them the desire to show someone you love them or do they carry it with them is it what you want to feel? And when you say it make sure you really mean it and are willing to do anything for that special person. 2. Empathize. Put yourself in someone else's shoes. Rather than impose your own expectations or attempt to control them, try to understand how they feel, where they come from, and who they are; and realize how they could also love you back just as well. 3. Love unconditionally. If you cannot love another person without attaching stipulations, then it is not love at all, but deep-seated opportunism (one who makes the most of an advantage, often unmindful of others). If your interest is not in the other person as such, but rather in how that person can enhance your experience of life, then it is not unconditional. If you have no intention of improving that person’s life, of allowing that person to be themselves and accepting them as they are, and not who you want them to be, then you are not striving to love them unconditionally. 4. Expect nothing in return. That doesn't mean you should allow someone to mistreat or undervalue you. It means that giving love does not guarantee receiving love. Try loving just for loving's sake. Realize that someone may have a different way of showing his or her love for you; do not expect to be loved back in exactly the same way. 5. Realize it can be lost. If you realize that you can lose the one you love, then you have a greater appreciation of what you have. Think how lucky you are to have someone to love.
Your hair enhances your overall personality and also reflects your health. But, healthy hair and scalp needs proper care right from the beginning. If you neglect your hair for long, it might turn brittle with split-ends and also cause dandruff. You may even experience untimely hair loss if you don’t take timely precautions. 1.Role of Diet
A nutritious diet, which contains all essential vitamins and minerals, helps in minimizing the hair loss. Therefore, you must include green, leafy vegetables, raw oats, and whole grain cereals, eggs, dates, and raisins in your daily food regime. As the hair is made of protein, you are advised to stick to protein-rich diet, such as calves liver, brewer’s yeast, and wheat germ. These foods also contain Vitamin B, which is an important nutrient for hair. Outer coverings of potatoes, cucumbers, and green and red peppers are high in silica, which is essential to maintain the beauty and strength of your hair. Vitamin E also promotes hair growth and reduces hair fall. A person may experience hair fall due to thyroid dysfunction also. Therefore, you must include foods, which are good sources of vitamin A and iodine. 2.Washing routine
Your hair cleansing routine largely depends on your hair-type. People having oily hair may need to wash their hair regularly, while people having dry hair can wash it twice a week. Never use too hot or too cold water to wash your hair. While cleaning or massaging your hair, you should always use your fingertips and not your nails to gently clean your scalp. 3.Proper combing
You should use a wide-tooth comb to untangle your hair and comb in downward direction. Using a wooden or tortoise shell comb is a better idea than using a rubber comb. Avoid combing wet hair, as wet hair can easily break.
4.Drying your hair
If possible, allow your hair to dry naturally. Avoid using blow dryer as its heat can damage your hair, and also make it look coarse and lifeless.
5.Using proper conditioner
Protect your hair from sudden environmental changes, while going out to a beach or a pool. You must use an effective conditioner as it protects your hair from the sun, chlorine, and sea water. You should also wear a protective hat or a cap to avoid overexposing your hair to the sun, salt or chlorinated water and pollution.
6.Use of shampoo and conditioner
Always choose a simple formula shampoo, which costs you less money. Remember, the basic purpose of a shampoo is to wash away the dirt and the oil. Therefore, use a milder shampoo, which is less expensive and more beneficial for your hair. Apply a good quality conditioner once you clean your hair with the shampoo, but do not over-condition your hair.
7.Choose a comfortable hair style
Choose a hair style that truly reflects your style and taste while significantly enhances your personality. Often traditional hair styling products are rich of alcohol and other arsh chemicals, which may again harm your hair.
8.Knowing your sleeping pattern helps control
Hair loss Comb your hair gently while going to bed. You should also gently remove all bands or clips used during the day. Do you know that your sleeping pattern also affects the life and health of your hair? People who are restless even while they are sleeping may actually end up breaking their hair. So, if you belong to the restless community of sleepers, you should use s satin pillowcase, which allows your hair to move smoothly and thus cause less breakage.
9.Limit the use of alcohol and smoking
products Reduce alcohol consumption and also avoid using it on your hair. Avoid using hair care products that contain alcohol. This is because alcohol can make your hair look dry, brittle and prone to breakage.
10.Avoid using harsh chemicals
Certain harsh chemicals such as permanent hair color and perms can also affect the health and growth of your hair. Therefore, you must avoid coloring your hair more than once every 2-4 months.
There are many theories about the origin of visiting cards and no specific dates are given.However it is believed that the Chinese used them for many centuries.In ancient Egypt,It had been customary,when visiting a temple, to present a slip of earth en ware inscribed with the name & titles of the worshipper.It is believed that this later developed into the present form.
According to another theory, visiting cards which were probably in Europe around the sixteenth Century, originated following a custom that existed among German Students.It is said that students who were keen on playing ceremonial calls of farewell to their professors when about to leave university started leaving their names on small slips of paper when they didn't succeed in finding the professors at home.Later on women are believed to have picked up this custom , substituting cards for the paper
I went to the garden of love, And saw what I never had seen, A chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play in the green.
And the gates of this chapel were shut, And 'Thou shalt not' writ over the door, So I turned to the garden of Love, That so many flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be, And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires.
I wrote that letter from my heart, And after, I thought we'd never part, But in order to part, we needed to be together, which Never was because you never responded to my letter. The two years feelings for you were put in that letter But nothing was between us, it didn't make anything better. Writing that letter gave me fears Of what you might not or do, but it lead to tear Why you made me scared to be around you Is beyond me, but I was really afraid to. You acted like nothing, like it was all cool, But it wasn't and I felt like a fool. Thinking of it now, brings me to tears, And as I grow further apart from you, it nears The time when you will love me back, It will be too late, for my love you'll lack. So take this as a warning, For my love is true now, we can work as a team, But you'll wake up one morning, And wish that my lost love for you, was all a dream.
Are you embarrassed by unwanted hair? Some people could care less if their leg hair was long enough to style, others go into hiding if they forget to pluck the stray hair growing from their chin. If you want to get rid of unwantedbody or facial hair, there are a few choices, some of which are more or less permanent. Probably the best is laser hair removal. Laser hair removal has grown in favor since it came out in the 1990's, and many swear it delivers the longest lasting hair removal. As with any optional procedure, however, you should weigh all of your options before undergoing laser hair removal.
laser removal of hair is a more permanent solution than any of the above. In laser hair removal, the hair follicle takes in more and more laser light energy, eventually destroying the follicle and removing the hair. Laser hair removal is more efficient than electrolysis in taking the hair off wider areas of the body, such as a man's back. It is good for small areas as well.
Laser hair removal can be an excellent choice for many men and women who are perpetually bothered by hair in embarassing places. It is usually a very affordable solution
Through the artistry and skill of a Washington DC plastic surgeon people may marvel at your enhanced appearance. Our nations capital happens to be home to some of the best plastic surgeons in the plastic surgery industry today. You could have an enhanced appearance that could improve your self confidence.in DC rhinoplasty is a popular surgery, popularly known as “the nose job” remains the most common form of plastic surgery.Washington DC rhinoplasty varies greatly depending on the physician and the specific situation of the patient. Generally speaking, a rhinoplasty surgery costs between $3000 and $8000. For a more personal estimate, please contact us.Washington DC rhinoplasty gives people the ability to alter the shape of their nose if they are unhappy with its appearance. Washington DC has some of the most qualified and esteemed cosmetic surgeons in the in the country and we hope you will stop by one of our.Washington DC rhinoplasty can help give new form to your face. No matter which area you wish to improve, choosing a qualified cosmetic surgeon in Washington with the right credentials is critical to achieving a successful outcome on your cosmetic surgery goal.
Mr George Lindemann Sr is the name of that personality which is tyfoon in the corprate world.According to the Forbes he is the richest person of the world .His worth estimated is near about $1.5 billion & ranking of his family is 512th in Forbes' list of The World's Richest People 2006.Mr. George is the smart & intelligent businessman he is not only rich in wealth he also rich in his nature also.He was born in 1936 in New York City, Lindemann went on to earn a Bachelor of Science degree in economics from The Wharton School, University of Pennsylvania.After completion his education he joined his father business he work there well for Dabbling in eye, ear, nose and throat product research, as well as early research on intraocular lenses.this give a new rise to his carrer .after seeling his contact lens business Lindemann became president of Vision Cable Communications he also became the president and CEO of Metro Mobile Communication.At present he is president and CEO of Southern Union Company,which is the second gas pipline in the world.Mr. George is not only business man he also have interest in arts .He is also on the board of directors of the International Class A Yacht Association, Perto Cervo, Sardinia, Italy.Such Mr.geoge is a great personality.
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In your personality your face expression play the main role with the help of your face expression you can express your feelings you can tell that which you can not express with your words.In your face expression your smile play the main role .Your Smile can make other people day brighter. When you face front someone with wonderful smile, warm feeling can be established between you and the person .But can you manage to smile if your teeth are not “something you can proud of”? Be conscious enough about your teeth. Don’t let them hinder you in expressing your enjoyment by a sweet smiling, take good care of it But can you manage to smile if your teeth are not “something you can proud of”? Be conscious enough about your teeth. Don’t let them hinder you in expressing your enjoyment by a sweet smiling, take good care of it.In present time there are many way by which you can make your smile more attractive .cosmetic dentistry help you for this.Detroit cosmetic dentist creates a perfect smile for you.You can get that smile which you dreamed.This helps for variety of smile problems from teeth whitening, crowns and dental bridges, white fillings.Your smile make you more confident.By your smile you can give a new direction to your career.So make you smile attractive with the help of cosmetic dentistry. .So why suffer from teeth problem, spread the world your perfect smile. Visit Detroit dentist as soon as possible.
I was at a work function last night and was asked what my plans were for Valentine's Day.
I said I had a busy work day planned, I'd work out and head home.
Somehow this led to a discussion of what the most romantic date I'd had.
Didn't take me a moment to respond... I was home for Christmas break my freshman year of college. My bf "D" (who was way more of a romantic than myself) fixed me dinner and we watched a movie.
The dinner? Spaghetti and Meatballs. The movie? Lady & The Tramp.
Go ahead. Roll your eyes. We were 18. It was sweet.
I appreciate the simple things. I don't think one needs to make elaborate moves. I recall a first kiss in the moonlight on a crisp fall night or in the middle of the rain. That's the stuff that makes me smile.
I can't say I've dated a lot of particularly romantic guys. Nothing against romance - however it seems like it's either feast or famine - some are sickeningly overboard in the romantic gestures department. Most have the romantic equivalent of a doorstop. I guess I have gotten somewhat jaded based on some of the morsels I've dated in the past few years.
So what does a girl do to inspire romance? I'm not the roses and chocolate type. Oh wait. I gotta find someone that captures my attention first. One step at a time.
I've had Tux and Velvet for a month now. And I'm ready to find a new home for them.
Okay, maybe I exaggerate, but I'm getting tired of them not 'progressing' with learning the words "NO!" and "Bad!"
And they've knocked over a planter that sent dirt everywhere. Knocked over a large vase that broke. Scratched me like crazy. I learned that one should not wear fishnet stockings with kittens around. They get stuck in the holes and it's not pretty.
Took another soak last night in the tub. Of course, they ended up in there with me. This morning, they kept jumping into the tub while I was getting ready. So I decided to end that. I filled the bottom of the tub up with about an inch of cold water. And I waited.
First Tux jumped up on the ledge. And then went in. He landed and it took a moment for it to register and he hopped straight up in the air. Then Velvet came along. She jumped in and stayed there. Figures. She likes to stand in her water bowl. (You know how Muslims clean their feet before prayer? Maybe...?)
Global warming is a dramatically urgent and serious problem. We don't need to wait for governments to find a solution for this problem: each individual can bring an important help adopting a more responsible lifestyle: starting from little, everyday things. It's the only reasonable way to save our planet, before it is too late. Here is a list of 50 simple things that everyone can do in order to fight against and reduce the Global Warming phenomenon: some of these ideas are at no cost, some other require a little effort or investment but can help you save a lot of money, in the middle-long term!
1. Replace a regular incandescent light bulb with a compact fluorescent light bulb (cfl)
CFLs use 60% less energy than a regular bulb. This simple switch will save about 300 pounds of carbon dioxide a year.
2.Install a programmable thermostat
Programmable thermostats will automatically lower the heat or air conditioning at night and raise them again in the morning. They can save you $100 a year on your energy bill.
3. Move your thermostat down
2° in winter and up 2° in summer Almost half of the energy we use in our homes goes to heating and cooling. You could save about 2,000 pounds of carbon dioxide a year with this simple adjustment. The American Council for an Energy Efficient Economy has more tips for saving energy on heating and cooling.
4. Clean or replace filters on your furnace and air conditioner
Cleaning a dirty air filter can save 350 pounds of carbon dioxide a year.
5. Choose energy efficient appliances when making new purchases
Look for the Energy Star label on new appliances to choose the most efficient models available.
6. Do not leave appliances on standby
Use the "on/off" function on the machine itself. A TV set that's switched on for 3 hours a day (the average time Europeans spend watching TV) and in standby mode during the remaining 21 hours uses about 40% of its energy in standby mode.
7. Wrap your water heater in an insulation blanket
You’ll save 1,000 pounds of carbon dioxide a year with this simple action. You can save another 550 pounds per year by setting the thermostat no higher than 50°C.
8. Move your fridge and freezer
Placing them next to the cooker or boiler consumes much more energy than if they were standing on their own. For example, if you put them in a hot cellar room where the room temperature is 30-35ºC, energy use is almost double and causes an extra 160kg of CO2 emissions for fridges per year and 320kg for freezers.
9. Defrost old fridges and freezers regularly
Even better is to replace them with newer models, which all have automatic defrost cycles and are generally up to two times more energy-efficient than their predecessors.
10. Don't let heat escape from your house over a long period
When airing your house, open the windows for only a few minutes. If you leave a small opening all day long, the energy needed to keep it warm inside during six cold months (10ºC or less outside temperature) would result in almost 1 ton of CO2 emissions.
11. Replace your old single-glazed windows with double-glazing
This requires a bit of upfront investment, but will halve the energy lost through windows and pay off in the long term. If you go for the best the market has to offer (wooden-framed double-glazed units with low-emission glass and filled with argon gas), you can even save more than 70% of the energy lost.
12. Get a home energy audit
Many utilities offer free home energy audits to find where your home is poorly insulated or energy inefficient. You can save up to 30% off your energy bill and 1,000 pounds of carbon dioxide a year. Energy Star can help you find an energy specialist.
13. Cover your pots while cooking
Doing so can save a lot of the energy needed for preparing the dish. Even better are pressure cookers and steamers: they can save around 70%!
14. Use the washing machine or dishwasher only when they are full
If you need to use it when it is half full, then use the half-load or economy setting. There is also no need to set the temperatures high. Nowadays detergents are so efficient that they get your clothes and dishes clean at low temperatures.
15. Take a shower instead of a bath
A shower takes up to four times less energy than a bath. To maximise the energy saving, avoid power showers and use low-flow showerheads, which are cheap and provide the same comfort.
16. Use less hot water
It takes a lot of energy to heat water. You can use less hot water by installing a low flow showerhead (350 pounds of carbon dioxide saved per year) and washing your clothes in cold or warm water (500 pounds saved per year) instead of hot.
17. Use a clothesline instead of a dryer whenever possible
You can save 700 pounds of carbon dioxide when you air dry your clothes for 6 months out of the year.
18. Insulate and weatherize your home
Properly insulating your walls and ceilings can save 25% of your home heating bill and 2,000 pounds of carbon dioxide a year. Caulking and weather-stripping can save another 1,700 pounds per year. Energy Efficient has more information on how to better insulate your home.
19. Be sure you’re recycling at home
You can save 2,400 pounds of carbon dioxide a year by recycling half of the waste your household generates.
20. Recycle your organic waste
Around 3% of the greenhouse gas emissions through the methane is released by decomposing bio-degradable waste. By recycling organic waste or composting it if you have a garden, you can help eliminate this problem! Just make sure that you compost it properly, so it decomposes with sufficient oxygen, otherwise your compost will cause methane emissions and smell foul.
21. Buy intelligently
One bottle of 1.5l requires less energy and produces less waste than three bottles of 0.5l. As well, buy recycled paper products: it takes less 70 to 90% less energy to make recycled paper and it prevents the loss of forests worldwide.
22. Choose products
that come with little packaging and buy refills when you can You will also cut down on waste production and energy use!
23. Reuse your shopping bag
When shopping, it saves energy and waste to use a reusable bag instead of accepting a disposable one in each shop. Waste not only discharges CO2 and methane into the atmosphere, it can also pollute the air, groundwater and soil.
24. Reduce waste
Most products we buy cause greenhouse gas emissions in one or another way, e.g. during production and distribution. By taking your lunch in a reusable lunch box instead of a disposable one, you save the energy needed to produce new lunch boxes.
25. Plant a tree
A single tree will absorb one ton of carbon dioxide over its lifetime. Shade provided by trees can also reduce your air conditioning bill by 10 to 15%. The Arbor Day Foundation has information on planting and provides trees you can plant with membership.
Windows XP came into being around the year 2000/2001. It came as a logical progression from Windows 98 SE for many users although it had a look and feel about it much like Windows 2000 Professional. XP was originally brought into being as an operating system which would combine the best features of the latest business operating system, Windows 2000, which by then was quite mature and evolved, having had a few years of use in the business community, and Windows 98 Second Edition (SE), which was far and away the most robust version prior to XP. To say that Windows Millenium (ME) was any more than a cut-down version of Windows 2000 Professional would hide some of the inherent problems in that O/S. In fact it stands out from the others, rather like the version of MS-DOS known as version 4.00 (four point oh oh.) See Windows for a more detailed description of all the Microsoft Windows operating systems. It should be noted that now there are more flavors of Windows in place than ever before, with the introduction of Windows Vista. But there are basically three versions of Windows XP. The two other versions, (apart from Windows XP Professional) are: Windows_XP_Home and Windows_XP_Media_Center_E dition. And all of these three are designed around the same O/S, Windows_XP, and accommodate the NTFS file system, designed by Helen Custer. (See the Wikipedia article on NTFS and its author, Helen Custer). A more rugged version of Windows XP was launched later with the introduction of Service Pack 2. This added basic security with the introduction of the Windows Firewall and other lock-downs, and support for more multi-media hardware. It provides enhanced security measures that have hopefully improved defenses against viruses, worms and hackers, along with increased manageability and an improved experience for users. In addition to security and bug fixes, it changed many default settings to improve security, but it may have also created some problems for users because of the increased security. Nevertheless, Windows XP Professional is a software product which a lot of users prefer over the latest version, Windows Vista, which introduced still more security features along with the enhanced visual effects.
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said: "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."
(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)
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Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever '!"
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!"
(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
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Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.
After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.
She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says,
"What took you so long to answer to the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)
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Marriage (Part IV)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party.
The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."
(RIGHT ON, LADY!)
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THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. & Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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Krissssh v/s SUPERMAN.................who will Win?
1. After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you.
2. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back.
3. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.
4. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.
5. Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the phone to your five year old child.
6. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up...louder. ..louder. ..louder!
7. Tell them to speak very slowly because you want to write every word down.
8. If they start out with, "How are you today?", say "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems.... ........"
9.Cry out in surprise, "Helen, is that you? I've been hoping you'd call! How is the family?" When they insist they are not Helen, tell them to stop joking. This works especially well if the telemarketer is really MALE.
10.Tell the HSBC call center guy to call on your office number. - and give him the ICICI call center number
For an effective and good communication ... Be a good listener first ::
When people express themselves verbally; they generally want evidence of at least two things:
They've been heard and They've been understood. A good communicator tries first to be a good listener, here we advocate five steps toward good listening.
* Blending: Everything about you, from body posture to voice volume, must give the impression that you hear and understand.
* Backtracking: Repeating back some of the actual words that another person Is using and sending a clear signal that you're listening.
* Clarifying: This step allows you to figure out what the person intents to communicate.
* Summarizing: This allows you to make sure that both you and the Other person are on the same page.
* Reconfirming: The fifth and the final step is to confirm what you Have heard.
The key point: Listen first, listen well: You aren't likely to be heard (or understood) until the person has said what he or she has to say.
Learn and practices these five steps for good listening: Blend, back-track, clarify, summarize and re-confirming. Make sure the other person knows you've heard and understood: You must establish this fact before you attempt to get him or her to Hear and understand you.... .. try it out
1. Never ever write a line of code that someone else can understand.
2. Make the simplest line of code appear complex. Use long names. Don'tevercode "a=b", rather do something like:AlphaNodeSemaphore = *(int)&(unsigned long) (BetaFrameNodeFarm));
3. Type fast think slow.
4. Never use direct references to anything ever. Bury everything in macros.Bury the macros in include files. References those include filesindirectly from other include files.Use macros to reference. Those include files.
5. Never include a comment that will help someone else understand yourcode.If they understand it they don't need you.
6. Never code a function to return a value. All functions must return a pointer to a structure which contains a pointer to a value.
7. Never discuss things in concrete terms. Always speak in abstract. If they can understand you they don't need you.
8. Never complete a project on time. If you do they will think it was easy and anyone can do it and they don't need you.
9. When someone stops by your desk to ask a question,talk forever but don't answer the question. If they get their questions answered they don't need you.
10. Never clean your office. Absolutely never throw away an old listing.
11. Never say hello to anyone in hallway. Absolutely never address anyoneby name. If you must address someone by name, mumble or use the wrong name. Always maintain the mystique of bring spaced out from concentrating on complex logic.
12. When you are having lunch at the office canteen,never fully concentrate on your lunch. Try to get absent minded suddenly in the middle of the lunch and say to your colleague something like:"But I don't think that datapage was actually locked by another RX call, rather I see the possibility of a wrong access mode." Other wise they will think you are not serious about your job and then they won't need you"
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Kiwi Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, Vitamin E & fibre. It's Vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.
Apple An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low Vitamin C content, it has antioxidants & flavonoids which enhances the activity of Vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attach & stroke.
Strawberry Protective Fruit Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits & protect the body from cancer causing, blood vessels clogging free radicals.
Orange Sweetest medicine Taking 2-4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessen the risk of colon cancer.
Watermelon Coolest Thirst Quencher Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione which helps boost our immune system. They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients found in watermelon are Vitamin C & Potassium.
Guava & Papaya Top awards for Vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high Vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fibre which helps prevent constipation. Papaya is rich in carotene, this is good for your eyes.
- Cats do what they want. - They rarely listen to you. - They are totally unpredictable. - When you want to play, they want to be alone. - When you want to be alone, they want to play. - They expect you to cater to their every whim. - They are moody. - They leave hair everywhere. - They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
- Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. - They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room. - They growl when they are not happy. - When you want to play, they want to play. - When you want to be alone, they want to play. - They are great at begging. - They will love you forever if you rub their tummies. - They leave their toys everywhere. - They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it this way:
I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.
Your Mom the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government.
We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.
We'll consider the nanny as the Working Class.
We'll call your baby brother the Future.
"Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So, the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good, Son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, The Government is sound asleep, The People are being ignored and The Future is in Deep Shit.
Tax structure in India - Funny But Its true --This is India
A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results:
GOD IS LIKE.........
* BAYER ASPIRIN He works miracles.
* a FORD He's got a better idea.
* COKE He's the real thing.
* HALLMARK CARDS He cares enough to send His very best.
* TIDE He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
* GENERAL ELECTRIC He brings good things to life.
* SEARS He has everything.
* ALKA-SELTZER Try him, you'll like Him.
* SCOTCH TAPE You can't see him, but you know He's there.
* DELTA He's ready when you are.
* ALLSTATE You're in good hands with Him.
* VO-5 Hair Spray He holds through all kinds of weather.
* DIAL SOAP Aren't you glad you have Him. Don't you wish everybody did.
* the U.S. POST OFFICE Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
The wise never marry, and when they do, they are no longer so.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can get; the older she grows, the more interested he is in her. (Agatha Christie)
A psychiatrist is a person who gives you expensive answers which your wife will give for free.
Love is blind -- marriage is an eye-opener.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing -- either the car is new, or the wife is.
Husband asks wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" Wife replies, "Somewhere I have never been!" The husband thinks for a while, and suggests, "How about kitchen?"
Husband: "We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops."
If your dog is barking at the back-door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who would you let in first? The dog, of course. He would shut up after you let him in.
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish, and threw a penny into the well. The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was too stunned, yet he finally screamed, "Man, I did not know it would work this fast
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A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out however , that it's closed. So the guy ends up going down to the local bar to use the vending machine. While there he had a few beer and began talking to this beautiful girl.
He had a few more beer and the next thing he knew he was in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he knew it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god , my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She got him some and he rubbed it all over his hands. When he got home his wife was up waiting for him and she was furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He said, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her."
"Let me see your hands!" she demanded. He showed his wife his powdery hands. "Damn liar, You were out bowling again!
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a backup. 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 3. The lights are on but nobody's home. 2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
...and the number 1 reason is... 1. Size DOES matter!
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she replies.
The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden?" "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released today!"
In the journal paper of my heart, I have written a journal entry. Debiting your love and your affection.
Darling you write the narration, Your first love, I had already adjusted On the ledger-folio column, Any way our relations are true assets
On double-entry system In addition, our love is true real and tangible You debit-what comes in, I credit-what goes out.
Your beauty is the capital of business. My eyes are stock in trade. Let us enter into transaction, You secretly give me a trade discount, I openly give you a cash discount And thus my partner, Our trading and profit-loss account will show super profit
My dear let us re-concile, all our errors and total the trial balance of our affairs arithmetically without maintaining any suspense account.
In the balance sheet of our life Our children will be our true assets and liabilities!
If they are boys, they will be our sundry debtors If they are girls, they will be our sundry creditors
But if we have a boy and a girl, Our balance sheet will tally automatically!
There is this Fisherman, Let's call him Vishy (rhymes with Fishy). Vishy goes out fishing each morning, casts his net and gathers his catch and sells them in the market and makes a living out of it. On one occasion he gets up too early and sleep eludes him. So he decides to go fishing any way it's too dark to go fishing, so he strolls by the Bank of the River and waits for the Sun to appear he stumbles upon a sack.
This sack is a bit heavy and there were some pebbles in it Now, when u have a river and a sack of pebbles and a lot of time to kill, the logical thing to do is to throw the pebbles into the river.
Vishy did just the same. He tried all the things we do Throwing it as far as possible, as high as possible, make the pebbles bounce as many times an possible.... .
Now with just one stone remaining, the sun rose the stone in his hand began to glow as well damn! The stone was a diamond!!!!
That's when he realized that all those pebbles he had thrown away were actually Precious Stones!!! End of Story! Moral is ... Don't get up too early in the morning :-)
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An Angel says, "Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice."
1. Pray
2. Go to bed on time.
3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed.
4. Say "NO" to projects that won't fit into your time schedule or that will compromise your mental health.
5. Delegate tasks to capable others.
6. Simplify and don't clutter your life.
7. Less is more.. (although one is often not enough, two are often too many).
8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.
9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time; don't lump the hard things altogether.
10. Take one day at a time.
11. Separate worries from concerns. If a situation is a concern, find out what God would have you do and let go of the anxiety. If you can't do anything about a situation, forget it.
12. Live within your budget; don't use credit cards for ordinary purchases.
13. Have backups; an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key buried in the garden, extra stamps, etc.
14. K.M.S.(Keep Mouth Shut). This single piece of advice can prevent an enormous amount of trouble.
15. Carry a Bible with you to read while waiting in line.
16. Get enough rest.
17. Eat right.
18. Get organized so everything has its place.
19. Listen to a tape while driving that can help improve your quality of life.
20. Write down thoughts and inspirations.
21. Every day, find time to be alone.
22. Having problems? Talk to God on the spot. Try to nip small problems in the bud. Don't wait until it's time to go to bed to try and pray.
23. Make friends with Godly people.
24. Keep a folder of favorite scriptures on hand.
25. Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a good "Thank you, Jesus."
26. Laugh............. and, laugh some more!
27. Take your work seriously, but not yourself at all.
28. Develop an attitude of "forgive and forget" (most people are doing the best they can).
29. Be kind to unkind people (they probably need it the most).
30. Sit on your ego.
31. Talk less and listen more.
32. Slow down.
33. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.
34 . Every night before bed, think of one thing you're grateful for that you've never been grateful for before. GOD HAS A WAY OF TURNING THINGS AROUND FOR YOU. "If God is for us, who can be against us?
Do you know the Perfect Flower for your Perfect Valentine?
Aster: Talisma n of love Begonia: A fanciful nature Carnation, red: Admirat ion Carnation, white: Pure and ardent love Chrysanthemum, red: I love you
Chrysanthemum, white: Truth Daffodil: Regard Daisy: Innocen ce, gentleness Forget-me-not: True love Globe amaranth: Unfadin g love Hibiscus: Delicat e beauty Jasmine, white: Amiabil ity Jasmine, yellow: Modesty Larkspur: An open heart Pansy: Thought ful recollection
Primrose: Young love Rose, pink: Perfect happiness Rose, white: Charm and innocence Rose, red: Love and desire Rose, white and red: Unity
Valentine season and we start to feel those pangs more than ever.
Is it possible to really love someone without really knowing the person? How do we know someone ? Do i really ‘know’ those with whom i have lived or known for years at end- parents, friends, lovers… does one really have to bed someone, know their favourite colours, dishes, pet peeves, pet’s name, family, car license plate, birth history, schooling, brand of toothpaste, colour of underwears, clothing style, email passwords, financial background, past lovers, hair-dresser’s name, have exclusive copyright to love etc. to love someone ?…..agreed, doing all that brings about a certain level of familiarity, comfort and intimacy in a relationship but that all this should be so essential to a something so sublime as love is like trying to catch moon’s reflection in the water…
Perhaps the reflection itself is the reality and there is no moon?
Once upon a time a very strong woodcutter asked for a job with a timber merchant, and he got it. His salary was really good and so were the working conditions. For that reason, the woodcutter was determined to do his best. His boss gave him an axe and showed him the area where he was supposed to fell the trees. The first day, the woodcutter brought down 15 trees."Congratulations,&rd quo; the boss said. "Carry on with your work! "Highly motivated by the words of his boss, the woodcutter tried harder the next day, but he only could bring 10 trees down. The third day he tried even harder, but he was only able to bring down 7 trees. Day after day he was bringing lesser number of trees down."I must be losing my strength", the woodcutter thought.
He went to the boss and apologized, saying that he could not understand what was going on."When was the last time you sharpened your axe?" the boss asked."Sharpen? I had no time to sharpen my axe. I have been very busy trying to cut trees..." That's right.
Most of us NEVER update our skills. We think that whatever we have learned is very much enough. But good is not good when better is expected.
Sharpening our skills from time to time is the key to success.
One cannot expect success tomorrow, by working today with yesterday's tools
This is a very special day It comes but once a year One of love and happiness Of sunshine and good cheer. I'd like to take this time to say How much you mean to me A friend so dear and wonderful The way that it should be. Life would be so lonely If you were not around You are the dearest friends I know The best that can be found. I'd like to share this happy time And send this card your way To my very, very special friends Have A Happy Valentine's Day!
1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
3. Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.
4. Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
6. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
7. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
8. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.
9. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Their Replies (Enjoyyyyyyy) But dont loose heart!!!!! ************ 1 : I don't mind where you die.. as long as you do! 2 : So, how many times did you fail kinder garden? 3 : Yes, they are. I've been running away from you! 4 : How many times have you been to heaven, anyway? 5 : Yeah.. why don't you walk by and just keep walking! 6 : What are you on? Crack or cocaine? 7 : (too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would enough) 8 : You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity will assure you of a place! 9 : So, that's your problem.. simple algebra
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish".
The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to".
The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me".
The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know what they feel inside , what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?"
God took a deep breath and said, "YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR ON THAT BRIDGE???"
We all know that a name can tell a lot about a person. Names are not randomly chosen: they all have a meaning. Doctor Love knew this so he made another great invention just for the lonely you!
Sometimes you'd like to know if a relationship with someone could work out. Therefore Doctor Love himself designed this great machine for you. With The Love Calculator you can calculate the probability of a successful relationship between two people. The Love Calculator is an affective way to get an impression of what the chances are on a relationship between two people.
1. Clear your desk and your mind of distractions. If you love someone enough to craft this letter, he or she deserves your full attention.
2. Place a picture of the one you love in front of you.
3. Put on your favorite music.
4. Take out your best letter writing stationery and pen.
5. On another sheet of letter paper, make two lists: a) the unique qualities you love about him/her; b) your hopes for the future together.
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6. Persona lize the love letter salutation. "Dear ___ ," or "To my darling _____," are both fine.
7. In the body of the love letter, begin by telling him/her what you think makes him/her so special. List at least three different qualities of the one you love in the letter, ideally emotional, physical, and spiritual ones.
8. In the following paragraph of your love letter, share your hopes and dreams for the future you can have together.
9. Persona lize the closing of the letter. "I will love you always," "Loving you forever," "My heart is yours," are all good possibilities.
10. Don't forget to sign your love letter!
11. Spray the love letter with a light fragrance.
12. Address , seal, and stamp the love letter.
13. Wait a day before you send your love letter; you may change your mind.
14. Drop the love letter in the mail, and look forward to the response.
Tips:
Don't mention anyone else but yourself and the addressee in the love letter.
Make sure you only send a love letter to someone who will appreciate it.
Pick out a special stamp for your love letter at the post office.
One day little girl was sitting on the road… when any car stopped on the signal she fastly moved to each n every car for some money.. Actually she was beggar’s daughter.. Everyone look down to her…. Sometimes she cursed her n did complaint to God y he sent her to earth if she had no one to love… If she did get any money n returned home wid emptied handed. Her old father beat her n her mother… her father had drug addiction... He spent all his money in buying of drug… That girl was too beautiful, after sometime she was 20… bt still she was beggar… she wanted to get rid of dis life bt after hard effort she was unable still…. Her father condition was getting worst day by day.. as he beat his wife n daughter was increasing day by day… he was so addicted tht one day he sold her girl to old man… tht old man was land lord who bought her… one day he came n took her wid him .. n kept her n his wife… the girl was too obedient wife tht she took care of his old husband… her husband also luv her tht he arranged a tutor 4 her proper education….. She studied hard … n she Completed her studies at home.. one day her husband had a heart attack he died.. The girl had no one to share dis burden of loss.. again she cursed herself as unfortunate… one day she went to bed she saw in her dream tht husband came to her, he was young n dashing he said to her “ dear I am always wid u no matters tht I am nt wid u by ma soul bt am wid u n wid ur every decision by ma heart good nite dear” she woke up n 4rm next day she started to go office as she had many companies… she made an orphanage for the children, made many school who want to study bt could nt afford… she did many thing for the people properity…. In tht period her views were changed she put herself in the top of list who are happiest in dis world… she also took her mother wid her at home… she died at the age of fifty n did lot of work for the poor
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We all have something to learn from this young girl.
As a drought continued for what seemed an eternity, a small community of farmers was in a quandary as to what to do. Rain was important to keep their crops healthy and sustain the townspeople' s way of life.
As the problem became more acute, a local pastor called a prayer meeting to ask for rain.
Many people arrived. The pastor greeted most of them as they filed in. As he walked to the front of the church to officially begin the meeting he noticed most people were chatting across the aisles and socializing with friends. When he reached the front his thoughts were on quieting the attendees and starting the meeting.
His eyes scanned the crowd as he asked for quiet. He noticed an eleven year-old girl sitting quietly in the front row. Her face was beaming with excitement. Next to her, poised and ready for use, was a bright red umbrella. The little girl's beauty and innocence made the pastor smile as he realized how much faith she possessed. No one else in the congregation had brought an umbrella.
All came to pray for rain, but the little girl had come expecting God to answer.
Accept me as I am I have no guarantee. A claim to perfection I have not. Perfect I cannot be. I, like you.....am human. Prone to make mistakes. Failure is not a character flaw, Just a part of the human makeup. I live, I laugh and I also learn. My knowledge is incomplete. I am searching all the time, in waking hours as well as sleep. I have a long road to travel, as well as you do. We learn our lessons on the way. Wisdom we shall accrue. Accept me as I am Because I am ....me. And You are you. No one like me in the world. That is my only guarantee.
A young man was getting ready to graduate from college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted. As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his graduation, his father called him into his private study.
His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him.
He handed his son a beautifully wrapped gift box. Curious, but somewhat disappointed, the young man opened the box and found a lovely, leather-bound Bible, with the young man's name embossed in gold. Angrily, he raised his voice to his father and said, "With all your money you give me a Bible? and stormed out of the house, leaving the Bible.
Many years passed and the young man was very successful in business. He had a beautiful home and wonderful family, but realized his father was very old, and thought perhaps he should go to him. He had not seen him since that graduation day. Before he could make arrangements, he received a telegram telling him his father had passed away, and willed all of his possessions to his son. He needed to come home immediately and take care of things.
When he arrived at his father's house, sudden sadness and regret filled his heart. He began to search through his father's important papers and saw the still new Bible, just as he had left it years ago. With tears, he opened the Bible and began to turn the pages. His father had carefully underlined a verse: Matt 7:11, "And if ye, being evil know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more shall your Heavenly father which is in heaven, give to those who ask Him?" As he read those words, a car key dropped from the back of the Bible. It had a tag with the dealer's name, the same dealer who had the sports car he had desired. On the tag was the date of his graduation, and the words... PAID IN FULL.
How many times do we miss God's blessings because they are not packaged as we expected? I trust you enjoyed this.
"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said:
"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said:
"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back , and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For th e next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits
Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.
Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.
Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.
Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys.
Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home.
Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.
Girls try to monopolize all their man's time ( I.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends!
Girls think a guy crying is weak. Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.
Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so. Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.
Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it. Grown women know that that was just one man.
Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'. Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness.
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the them, the boy died. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception.
A girl named Gita has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." replied Gita.
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Indian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Gita why she is an Indian.
"Well", my mom and dad are Indians, "so I'm an Indian too."
The teacher is now angry.
"That's no reason", she says loudly, "if your mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?"
We all know that a name can tell a lot about a person. Names are not randomly chosen: they all have a meaning. Doctor Love knew this so he made another great invention just for the lonely you!
Sometimes you'd like to know if a relationship with someone could work out. Therefore Doctor Love himself designed this great machine for you. With The Love Calculator you can calculate the probability of a successful relationship between two people. The Love Calculator is an affective way to get an impression of what the chances are on a relationship between two people.
Neither feels the coolness of the moon Nor feels the heat of the sun Neither feels the depth of sea Nor feeling the sand under the feet Feels like life has gone standstill Let not the rust get on it…
Ve not build the castles on the shore To get them carried away by waves Let not the sigh remain at heart And just phony smile on the face Open your arms to seize me Show me the approach for this life
Let me feel the warmth of the sun And comfort of the moon Feel the depth of the sea And touch of the soft sand Let life get groove with you And shine as bright as Sun…
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
